1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,796 Good morning, everyone, and thanks again 2 00:00:04,894 --> 00:00:07,272 for agreeing to be participants in my Psych 101 study. 3 00:00:07,297 --> 00:00:09,609 Of course. I love experiments. 4 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,210 So what are we talking? Single blinds? 5 00:00:11,235 --> 00:00:13,537 Double blinds? Any dichotomous variables? 6 00:00:13,562 --> 00:00:15,006 Kimberly, you're already queen geek. 7 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:16,240 You don't need to nerd flex. 8 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:20,405 I'm attempting to prove my theory that women are just as horny as men. 9 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:22,891 And I'll be collecting data with these devices. 10 00:00:22,933 --> 00:00:25,435 I'm sorry, is there something about my personality 11 00:00:25,477 --> 00:00:27,437 that suggests you can toss something at me? 12 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:29,481 The idea is that whenever you have a sexual thought 13 00:00:29,564 --> 00:00:33,443 or feeling, big or small, you mark it with a click. 14 00:00:33,485 --> 00:00:35,987 Ah, interesting. So like when you said the word click, 15 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:38,014 and I thought it sounded like "dick," that's a click? 16 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,966 Exactly. In fact, that's gonna be 17 00:00:39,991 --> 00:00:41,660 a big, thick click for me, too. 18 00:00:41,685 --> 00:00:43,171 I love that you're combining feminism and science, 19 00:00:43,196 --> 00:00:45,472 but could you possibly be turning school into sex 20 00:00:45,497 --> 00:00:47,040 because you and Arvind still haven't hooked up? 21 00:00:47,065 --> 00:00:48,734 Wait, Arvind is single now, 22 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:50,218 and he still hasn't made a move? 23 00:00:50,243 --> 00:00:53,171 I say this as a proud virgin: what is wrong with that prude? 24 00:00:53,196 --> 00:00:54,981 I know. It's driving me insane. 25 00:00:55,006 --> 00:00:56,174 Why don't you make a move, then? 26 00:00:56,216 --> 00:00:57,884 No way, too high stakes. 27 00:00:57,909 --> 00:00:59,285 I don't know how he feels. 28 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,279 Plus, he just broke up with his girlfriend, 29 00:01:01,304 --> 00:01:02,681 and I like him. 30 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:04,458 I don't want to be a rebound. 31 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:06,284 - Oh, I get that. - Totally. 32 00:01:06,309 --> 00:01:07,727 Now, if you don't mind, 33 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:09,378 I need to watch videos of male celebrities 34 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,614 working out so I stop thinking about Arvind. 35 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,461 No one come in here! 36 00:01:16,486 --> 00:01:18,655 - Loud music, anyone? - Yes, please. 37 00:01:21,672 --> 00:01:25,672 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 38 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:32,700 I can't believe it's been a year since last Parents Weekend. 39 00:01:32,752 --> 00:01:34,378 We've been through so much together, 40 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:36,756 and I finally figured out my proper bra size. 41 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,633 Well, my dad's very excited to visit. 42 00:01:38,675 --> 00:01:40,384 Not to see me. He found a dinner reservation 43 00:01:40,409 --> 00:01:42,592 that gets him triple diamond points on OpenTable. 44 00:01:42,617 --> 00:01:45,265 He has so many points, he could literally buy a restaurant. 45 00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:48,034 Well, my mom's not gonna make it. The President's dog bit her. 46 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:49,227 No, she's fine. 47 00:01:49,269 --> 00:01:50,645 Just staying out of the public eye 48 00:01:50,687 --> 00:01:52,229 to bury the story. But it's for the best. 49 00:01:52,271 --> 00:01:53,815 My dad's coming and he's way cooler. 50 00:01:53,857 --> 00:01:55,483 The KJ House invited him to play guitar for them. 51 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:58,695 Oh, a guitar concert? Your dad must rock. 52 00:01:58,737 --> 00:02:00,834 He does, yeah. He's my role model. 53 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,066 I would've been a guitarist, too, if I 54 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:03,450 didn't get my mom's stiff-ass knuckles. 55 00:02:03,533 --> 00:02:06,161 Oh, I love that. My mom and I are the same. 56 00:02:06,244 --> 00:02:07,579 She's my best friend. 57 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:09,788 In fact, everyone always thinks we're twins. 58 00:02:09,813 --> 00:02:11,023 It's so random. 59 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,174 Oh, wow. 60 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:13,460 But she's so much taller than you. 61 00:02:13,485 --> 00:02:14,945 Twins can be different heights. 62 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,847 You know what? That reminds me, I should text her 63 00:02:16,872 --> 00:02:18,999 and ask what color we're gonna wear tonight. 64 00:02:19,024 --> 00:02:22,402 Spoiler alert, it might be green. 65 00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:25,680 That's a lot of Eli on read. 66 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:26,933 You still mad at him for leaving you 67 00:02:26,957 --> 00:02:28,391 high on molly at that party last week? 68 00:02:28,433 --> 00:02:30,352 Kind of. I mean, he apologized, 69 00:02:30,393 --> 00:02:31,937 but I don't think we're a good match. 70 00:02:31,978 --> 00:02:34,439 Like, he's way more of a partier than I realized. 71 00:02:34,481 --> 00:02:35,649 And we just have different lifestyles. 72 00:02:35,732 --> 00:02:37,234 He's not exactly Merrick Garland. 73 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:38,275 You mean Jewish? 74 00:02:38,318 --> 00:02:39,569 No, that's not... I mean... 75 00:02:39,611 --> 00:02:41,404 I-I wouldn't care if he was Jewish. 76 00:02:41,446 --> 00:02:43,240 I love the Jewish people. I'm sorry, what was I saying? 77 00:02:43,273 --> 00:02:45,108 - You know we're not recording this, right? - Right. 78 00:02:45,158 --> 00:02:47,869 Anyway, I've decided to avoid him by focusing on schoolwork. 79 00:02:47,894 --> 00:02:49,479 I have a big debate coming up in Ethics class 80 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:51,673 that I am very prepared for. 81 00:02:51,698 --> 00:02:53,241 Check it out. 82 00:02:53,266 --> 00:02:55,768 It's my first time working with a full six inches. 83 00:02:57,862 --> 00:03:01,490 What? You're the weird one for talking about a binder that way. 84 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:06,972 What's up, mother-FAFers? 85 00:03:06,997 --> 00:03:09,908 Bela, you got me FOLing, FAFing out loud. 86 00:03:09,933 --> 00:03:11,768 Okay, can we come back when you've finished 87 00:03:11,810 --> 00:03:13,554 whatever this sad, rehearsed thing is? 88 00:03:13,579 --> 00:03:15,580 Well, as you all know, it's Parents Weekend, 89 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:17,357 so we wanted to do a quick check-in 90 00:03:17,382 --> 00:03:19,927 to make sure everyone is feeling emotionally prepared, 91 00:03:19,952 --> 00:03:21,878 because we know, well, not everyone's family is perfect. 92 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:24,614 Oh, please. My dad died when I was five 93 00:03:24,656 --> 00:03:27,033 and my mom is so absent that when I told her I was gay, 94 00:03:27,058 --> 00:03:29,143 she texted back, "Who is this?" 95 00:03:29,556 --> 00:03:30,765 Beat that. 96 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,867 Okay, well, this isn't a competition. 97 00:03:32,892 --> 00:03:34,477 No, she definitely wins. 98 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:36,212 Yeah, that actually made me realize 99 00:03:36,237 --> 00:03:38,562 that my parents aren't so bad. Thanks, Taylor. 100 00:03:38,587 --> 00:03:40,505 You're welcome. So, let's move on. 101 00:03:40,547 --> 00:03:42,007 - Moving right along... - Mm-hmm. 102 00:03:42,048 --> 00:03:45,260 If you smelled gas in the gym yesterday, 103 00:03:45,285 --> 00:03:47,329 bad news: it was gas. 104 00:03:47,354 --> 00:03:49,481 Chlorine gas, as a matter of fact. 105 00:03:49,506 --> 00:03:51,967 So, do let us know if you have any new sores, 106 00:03:51,992 --> 00:03:55,286 lesions, growths, visions... 107 00:03:55,311 --> 00:03:59,190 Okay, Dan, you got to go to the doctor right now, buddy. 108 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,903 Hey, so, um, I know it's last second, 109 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:05,697 but you can come to dinner with my parents tonight if you want. 110 00:04:05,722 --> 00:04:06,756 Okay. 111 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:08,283 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 112 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:09,618 I thought you'd be too cool 113 00:04:09,659 --> 00:04:11,453 and say no and then insult my hair. 114 00:04:11,478 --> 00:04:12,771 Or my outfit. Or both. 115 00:04:12,796 --> 00:04:14,306 No, I appreciate it. 116 00:04:14,331 --> 00:04:16,554 I'm deeply curious to see who make you. 117 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:19,185 Bela. Great tag-teaming today. 118 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:22,339 Oh, totally. That's exactly how I use that phrase, too. 119 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,798 You and I should tag-team again. 120 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,009 Deal. Well, anyways, I'm taking my parents 121 00:04:26,051 --> 00:04:28,506 to a fun mixer tomorrow for all the Indian students at Essex. 122 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:30,055 If you're free, you and your parents should come. 123 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:32,849 Oh, that sounds fun, but, uh, my parents aren't coming. 124 00:04:32,891 --> 00:04:35,185 And I-I'm just generally busy all weekend. 125 00:04:35,227 --> 00:04:36,228 I'm training for a 10K. 126 00:04:36,269 --> 00:04:37,854 Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness. 127 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:39,981 Let me know when it is. I love cheering on runners. 128 00:04:40,065 --> 00:04:42,567 Oh, I'm, yeah, I'm not a runner. 129 00:04:42,609 --> 00:04:45,445 It's actually a deep underwater swim. 130 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,008 So you can't. 131 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:49,445 Any, uh, have fun this weekend, eh? 132 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:54,579 Okay, no judgment for lying, I love a good wild lie, 133 00:04:54,621 --> 00:04:57,082 but what was that? I thought you liked Arvind. 134 00:04:57,123 --> 00:04:59,668 I do. Which is why he can't meet my parents. 135 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:02,254 Arvind is like Indian parent catnip. 136 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:04,022 They'd get all weird and matchmake-y 137 00:05:04,047 --> 00:05:05,674 and start investigating to make sure we're not related. 138 00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:07,132 But didn't you do that? 139 00:05:07,157 --> 00:05:09,277 Yes, but it's annoying when parents do it. 140 00:05:09,302 --> 00:05:11,596 Also, there is a second cousin that seems borderline, 141 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:13,581 and I can't have anyone looking any further. 142 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:14,774 Did you kiss your cousin? 143 00:05:16,826 --> 00:05:18,370 You can quote Rousseau all you want, 144 00:05:18,395 --> 00:05:20,021 but if you'd read his work, 145 00:05:20,063 --> 00:05:22,607 you'd know that he dismantles your own argument. 146 00:05:22,649 --> 00:05:24,276 Or as he writes in Emile: 147 00:05:24,317 --> 00:05:26,945 "Tout dégénère entre les mains de l'homme." 148 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:31,408 Yes! Woo! A-plus, if you ask me, Prof. 149 00:05:37,286 --> 00:05:41,443 Kimberly, that was a really impressive argument you had today. 150 00:05:41,468 --> 00:05:43,211 Thank you, Professor. 151 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:44,421 And this is my mom. 152 00:05:44,462 --> 00:05:45,881 She's not usually in a wheelchair. 153 00:05:45,922 --> 00:05:47,757 I slipped on some hummus at the grocery store. 154 00:05:47,799 --> 00:05:49,968 Sounds like you might have a pretty strong legal claim. 155 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:51,927 Oh, I wish. I signed so many waivers 156 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,555 in exchange for a coupon. 157 00:05:53,597 --> 00:05:57,100 Mom, Professor Friedman is the premier legal scholar 158 00:05:57,142 --> 00:05:58,643 of U.S. Constitutional law. 159 00:05:58,685 --> 00:06:00,770 And she just surpassed the late Ronald Dworkin 160 00:06:00,812 --> 00:06:04,065 to become the second most-cited American legal scholar. 161 00:06:04,107 --> 00:06:07,110 - Wow. - You've really done your homework, huh? 162 00:06:07,152 --> 00:06:09,279 That's because I love homework. 163 00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:12,699 Speaking of, I'd like to apply for the Con Law symposium you host. 164 00:06:12,782 --> 00:06:16,244 She hosts an incredibly prestigious Con Law symposium. 165 00:06:16,269 --> 00:06:17,500 Wow. 166 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:19,973 I wish my parents were as impressed with me. 167 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:23,418 But all they ever care about is where or not I know Judge Judy. 168 00:06:23,443 --> 00:06:24,777 I love Judge Judy. 169 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,062 Of course you do. 170 00:06:26,087 --> 00:06:28,465 Uh, anyway, Kimberly, my symposium, 171 00:06:28,507 --> 00:06:31,009 it's only for third and fourth years. 172 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:34,262 But I could make an exception for the right student. 173 00:06:34,304 --> 00:06:35,555 Send me your application. 174 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:39,267 Really? Thank you. Consider it done. 175 00:06:49,194 --> 00:06:51,446 Yeah, Dad! 176 00:06:52,218 --> 00:06:54,032 Here comes his big solo. 177 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:56,451 Isn't it all a solo? He's the only one up there. 178 00:07:00,622 --> 00:07:02,332 What'd you think? 179 00:07:02,374 --> 00:07:05,179 I was worried the kids might not be into a-melodic neo jazz. 180 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:07,145 No way. They loved it. Right, Willow? 181 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:11,049 Totally. A-melodic neo jazz was on my Spotify Wrapped. 182 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,509 - Yep. - Hey, Whit. 183 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:16,221 Hey. Uh, Dad, this is my friend, Isaiah. 184 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:18,598 Just wanted to say, musician to musician, that was dope. 185 00:07:18,682 --> 00:07:20,016 I play piano. 186 00:07:20,058 --> 00:07:21,171 You do? Since when? 187 00:07:21,196 --> 00:07:23,286 Always. It's pretty much all I do. 188 00:07:23,311 --> 00:07:24,855 - It is? - Yup. 189 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,632 Well, just wanted to say hi, great show. 190 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:28,149 - And I'll see you around, Whit. - Yeah. 191 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:31,152 So you two are friends that barely know each other, 192 00:07:31,194 --> 00:07:32,487 but you'll see him around? 193 00:07:32,528 --> 00:07:34,656 Is that a little situationship? 194 00:07:34,698 --> 00:07:35,717 Dad. 195 00:07:35,742 --> 00:07:36,957 Oh, shit, yeah, you called it, they're getting it in. 196 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:38,701 Willow. We're not talking about this. 197 00:07:38,743 --> 00:07:40,245 Mm-hmm. Okay. 198 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:42,122 - Hello? - Hi, I'm calling 199 00:07:42,205 --> 00:07:44,791 from the mental health services department. 200 00:07:44,816 --> 00:07:45,937 Am I speaking with Whitney Chase? 201 00:07:45,962 --> 00:07:47,185 Everything okay? 202 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:49,379 Yeah, it's Ace Hardware. 203 00:07:49,404 --> 00:07:51,865 Miss, this is not an Ace Hardware. 204 00:07:51,923 --> 00:07:54,301 Although I would love to work at an Ace Hardware. 205 00:07:54,326 --> 00:07:55,694 Everything's so organized. 206 00:07:55,719 --> 00:07:57,179 No college students. 207 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,097 Hi, sorry, can I just ask why you're calling? 208 00:07:59,139 --> 00:08:00,932 Uh, sorry, um, this is just protocol. 209 00:08:00,974 --> 00:08:02,601 We follow up with, um, anyone who swipes 210 00:08:02,684 --> 00:08:04,311 into the mental health facility, 211 00:08:04,394 --> 00:08:06,438 just to see if you need somebody to talk to. 212 00:08:06,479 --> 00:08:08,398 Oh, okay, that's totally unnecessary. 213 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,774 I just swiped in to use the bathroom. 214 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:12,194 But thank you for checking. Bye. 215 00:08:15,572 --> 00:08:17,949 Good news, my power drill just came in. 216 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:19,409 - Oh. - I've gotten into power tools. 217 00:08:19,451 --> 00:08:20,951 For feminism. 218 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:30,045 - Mom, you're here. - There she is. My baby. 219 00:08:30,086 --> 00:08:32,130 Oh, you are so gorgeous. 220 00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:33,798 You're just like a little version of me. 221 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:35,591 Except your collagen is natural 222 00:08:35,634 --> 00:08:37,302 and mine was injected in my face. 223 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:39,971 Speaking of, I love what you did what your eyebrows. 224 00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:42,849 Well, thanks, Dr. Resnick pulled them a little tight, 225 00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:44,434 so I can't fully close my eyes yet, 226 00:08:44,476 --> 00:08:45,769 but who needs to blink, right? 227 00:08:45,852 --> 00:08:47,562 Well, I am so excited that you're here. 228 00:08:47,604 --> 00:08:48,939 I have the whole day planned out. 229 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,941 - Okay. - The closest mall isn't great, 230 00:08:50,982 --> 00:08:53,235 but they do have a kiosk that can bedazzle anything. 231 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,513 Last week, I had them do my flat iron. 232 00:08:55,538 --> 00:08:57,255 Yeah, but this is my first time at Essex. 233 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,991 Should we see the campus, or maybe go on a hike 234 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:02,619 and explore the Vermont nature? 235 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,805 I'm kiddin'. 236 00:09:05,831 --> 00:09:07,207 I'd rather kill myself. 237 00:09:07,232 --> 00:09:09,443 No, let's go max out Daddy's credit card. 238 00:09:09,584 --> 00:09:11,545 I brought the really heavy one with me. 239 00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:14,297 A hike? You almost had me, Mom. 240 00:09:14,339 --> 00:09:15,966 I know. Gross. 241 00:09:18,343 --> 00:09:20,095 If you need to work on your application, 242 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,206 you know, I can find something fun to do. 243 00:09:22,231 --> 00:09:24,066 I saw there's a karaoke event. 244 00:09:24,091 --> 00:09:25,784 You know I love watching karaoke. 245 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:27,394 Mom, you can watch karaoke at home. 246 00:09:27,477 --> 00:09:29,312 Don't worry about me, I've already done my application. 247 00:09:29,354 --> 00:09:31,940 I've been angling for this symposium since freshman year. 248 00:09:31,982 --> 00:09:33,483 - Of course. - Kimberly. 249 00:09:33,525 --> 00:09:35,235 Eli. Hey. 250 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:36,762 What a timely run-in. 251 00:09:36,787 --> 00:09:38,928 Yeah, uh, what's been going on? 252 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,173 I haven't heard from you in a bit. 253 00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:42,492 Yeah, sorry, I've had a lot of school stuff 254 00:09:42,534 --> 00:09:44,619 and then, you know, I just haven't checked my phone. 255 00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:47,164 - My mom's in town. - Oh, this is your mom. 256 00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:49,040 I thought it had to be a classmate, 257 00:09:49,065 --> 00:09:51,234 or a high school senior you were showing around the campus. 258 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,594 Oh, I could just hug you! 259 00:09:52,619 --> 00:09:54,479 But it would be too painful to stand. 260 00:09:54,504 --> 00:09:55,672 How do you two know each other? 261 00:09:55,697 --> 00:09:58,158 That's a good question. Um... 262 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,218 - Dating. - Dating. 263 00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:03,320 Yeah. We're dating. 264 00:10:03,346 --> 00:10:05,593 - Dating? Really? - Mm-hmm. 265 00:10:05,618 --> 00:10:07,826 Well, uh... we need to get to know each other better. 266 00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:09,144 Why don't you come to dinner tonight? 267 00:10:09,186 --> 00:10:10,854 Oh, that's a nice idea, but I'm sure 268 00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:12,505 his parents are in town and/or he's busy. 269 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,949 Oh, they aren't and/or I'm not. I would love to come. 270 00:10:14,974 --> 00:10:17,643 - Great. - It is. Great. 271 00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,070 - It's great. - Great. 272 00:10:19,154 --> 00:10:20,238 Great! 273 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,951 Crisis averted. 274 00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:26,953 The host has said she can add the extra seat 275 00:10:27,037 --> 00:10:30,207 to the reservation and I get to keep my OpenTable points. 276 00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:33,835 Amazing news, the points survive. 277 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:35,253 Thank you all for including me. 278 00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,421 Of course. 279 00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:38,429 Bela told us that you are alone and troubled. 280 00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,623 - Mom... - It's fine. 281 00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:42,444 I like the word troubled, it suits me. 282 00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:43,720 I am troubled. 283 00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:45,722 There you are! 284 00:10:45,805 --> 00:10:47,933 - Oh, good to see you. - Hello! 285 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,202 I bet you're all wondering what happened to my leg. 286 00:10:50,227 --> 00:10:51,895 Well, it is a pretty interesting story. 287 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,104 I'm sure. 288 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,380 Who is the boy? 289 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:58,017 Oh, this is Eli. I hope it's okay to add one more person. 290 00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:02,447 - Hi. - Yeah. What is he doing here? 291 00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:03,556 I thought you were avoiding him. 292 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,208 I am. But my mom invited him. 293 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,585 - Ah. - Mm. 294 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,903 Hey, everyone. We're here. 295 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,846 Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you all. 296 00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:11,681 Hi, I'm Bela. 297 00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:14,084 It is so nice to finally see you, too. 298 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,961 Bela, no. 299 00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:18,238 What? I have to be honest to the experiment. 300 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:21,558 And to put it in clinical terms, your dad is a 10. 301 00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:23,552 Calm down, he is not that hot. 302 00:11:23,593 --> 00:11:25,470 He's pretty hot. 303 00:11:26,273 --> 00:11:27,816 Sorry. I had to. For science. 304 00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:29,490 - Ah! - Oh, my God. 305 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,311 Hi, y'all, sorry we're late... 306 00:11:33,336 --> 00:11:34,671 - Hi. - But you know the saying: 307 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,414 Pretty shows up pretty late... 308 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:39,526 But beauty makes an entrance. 309 00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,595 I love that saying. 310 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,296 I'm gonna text that to myself. 311 00:11:43,321 --> 00:11:45,824 Oh, shoot, I think I left my phone back in my other scooter. 312 00:11:45,907 --> 00:11:47,158 You know what? I'm just gonna say it 313 00:11:47,242 --> 00:11:48,451 ten times in my head so it sticks. 314 00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:52,205 Oh, my goodness, you all look so much like your parents, 315 00:11:52,289 --> 00:11:53,665 it's adorable. 316 00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:55,834 Right here. Perfect split. 317 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,336 A total daddy's girl. 318 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,005 And you four... 319 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,074 What a gorgeous family! 320 00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:03,107 Amazing. 321 00:12:03,132 --> 00:12:05,177 We are amazing aren't we? 322 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,054 I'd like to say we lost track of time getting ready, 323 00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:10,146 but the truth is we needed an extra three hours 324 00:12:10,171 --> 00:12:11,324 for our blowouts. 325 00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,684 Ah, that is the truth. 326 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,521 My Carolina curls are still adjusting to this Vermont mountain air. 327 00:12:16,546 --> 00:12:17,797 Hair lag is real. 328 00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:20,200 Each hour of travel adds one day of frizz. 329 00:12:20,225 --> 00:12:22,294 Kiki, honey. Oh, no, no, no. Keep your sweater on, 330 00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:24,750 your arms look way better covered, you know that. 331 00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:26,609 Oh. 332 00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:28,383 It is a little cold in here, I guess. 333 00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:30,202 Um, so, did we miss any good stories? 334 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:31,828 I was just telling everybody 335 00:12:31,853 --> 00:12:34,147 about how vivid my dreams have gotten 336 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,875 since I've been on these pain meds. 337 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,652 It's like being in my own movie. 338 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,337 It's beautiful. 339 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,445 Uh, more water for me, please. 340 00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,327 Okay, what is up with these clickers? 341 00:12:55,352 --> 00:12:58,480 Oh, uh, it's just some psych experiment Bela is doing. 342 00:12:58,522 --> 00:13:01,358 Really? Our Beta is doing an experiment? 343 00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:02,943 Tell us more. 344 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,986 The details are very technical, Mom, but, um... 345 00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:08,990 in laymen's terms I'm collecting data on happiness, 346 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:11,257 and we click these when we feel joy. 347 00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:12,783 Impressive. 348 00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:15,430 I love how focused you've become on your studies. 349 00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:18,416 It makes me feel joyful about my daughter. 350 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:22,472 No, Dad, you're-you're, you're gonna tamper with the results. 351 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,814 Well, while we're bragging about our babies, 352 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:29,678 Whitney is juggling academics and soccer like a pro. 353 00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:30,946 My girl's a total killer. 354 00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:36,059 Well, count me as the proud parent of a total killer, too. 355 00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:40,897 Her professor invited her to a very exclusive simpo-museum. 356 00:13:40,939 --> 00:13:44,150 Oh, I just applied, I'm not in yet, and it's a symposium. 357 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:47,153 That's what I said. Sim-po-mu-see-um. 358 00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,072 She's gonna get in. 359 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,407 I hope. 360 00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:52,726 It's a long shot, but it would be huge. 361 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,669 One letter of rec from this professor 362 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:56,717 can basically get you into Yale Law. 363 00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,957 You want do more school 364 00:13:58,999 --> 00:14:00,584 to get into extra school. 365 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:04,254 I mean, I love my classes, but she takes it to a whole new level. 366 00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,214 Yeah, well, we can't all party every night. 367 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:07,924 Yeah, that's what makes you special. 368 00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:09,801 - Mm-hmm. - Aw, Kimberly... 369 00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,702 That is so sweet. 370 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,280 He's so supportive. 371 00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:16,725 Speaking of great supportive guys, don't you girls just love Cal? 372 00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,810 - Cal? - Kacey's boyfriend Calvin. 373 00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:22,439 She came to Essex for him. Have you girls not met him yet? 374 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:24,733 Oh, um... 375 00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:27,152 Yeah, of course, Cal! Sorry. 376 00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:28,920 I was confused because we call him Big C. 377 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,989 - We love Big C. - Yeah. 378 00:14:31,031 --> 00:14:32,324 Well, what's not to love? 379 00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:34,826 And you know, his family is very rich. 380 00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:37,329 Tobacco money. 381 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,598 - Yes, we love that. - Yeah. 382 00:14:39,623 --> 00:14:42,792 Anyways, um, Big C couldn't be here tonight 383 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,336 because he's been sick. 384 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:47,130 And it's very contagious. It could be meningitis. 385 00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:49,324 Can he touch his chin to his chest? 386 00:14:49,349 --> 00:14:51,526 That is the test to see if you have meningitis. 387 00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:52,677 Like this. 388 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,428 Yes. 389 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,324 I can't afford to get meningitis. 390 00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,809 Kimberly, see if my chin touches my chest. 391 00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:02,479 Oh. Oh, Kimberly. 392 00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:03,647 Oh, Kimber... 393 00:15:03,688 --> 00:15:05,023 Okay, thank God. 394 00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:07,984 Do you want me to talk your boyfriend through the chin test? 395 00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:09,928 Dad, that... that won't be necessary, 396 00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:12,088 He's-he's fine. Why don't we talk about something else? 397 00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:14,199 Politics? Who cares. 398 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:19,204 If my mom and Eli find one more thing in common, 399 00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,990 I'm gonna have to call in a bomb threat. 400 00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,808 He better not have a sister with GERD. 401 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,492 - Hey. - Hey. 402 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,603 Thank you for not telling my mom about the breakup. 403 00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:27,998 Of course, but why haven't you told her? 404 00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:29,381 I thought you were best friends. 405 00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:30,883 We are. I just... I haven't found the right time 406 00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:33,026 to do it, and I feel bad because I never lie to her. 407 00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:35,303 Ever? I lie to my mom all the time. 408 00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:36,952 She still thinks the porn she found 409 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,431 on my computer was a burglar's from a break-in. 410 00:15:38,456 --> 00:15:41,000 - We filed a police report. - Yeah, I tell my mom 411 00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:42,443 our soccer gear cost ten K a semester, 412 00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:43,703 even though the school pays for everything. 413 00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,205 This jacket? Shin guard money. 414 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,258 My mom still doesn't know 415 00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,166 that I'm the one who fed our dog two breakfasts. 416 00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:51,069 If you knew my mom and my dog, you would know what a big deal that is. 417 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:55,448 I guess I'm just closer to my mom than you guys are to yours. 418 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,784 Good chat. 419 00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:02,516 Thank you for sharing. 420 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,727 - Oh, Kimberly. - Uh-huh. 421 00:16:03,752 --> 00:16:05,648 Eli was just telling us how he's a bisexual. 422 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,133 I think it's neat. 423 00:16:07,158 --> 00:16:09,479 Oh. I'm so sorry I missed however that came up. 424 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,820 I have a gay coworker. His name is Eric. 425 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,055 - Okay, Dad. - No. It's-it's true. 426 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,540 I'm not making it up. 427 00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:17,737 He kissed his boyfriend right in front of me. 428 00:16:17,762 --> 00:16:20,734 And I said, "Good job, Eric. That was very nice." 429 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,701 You know, I always wanted a gay best friend. 430 00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:25,553 Someone to follow me around, then when I pick up an ugly shirt, 431 00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:27,497 they're like, "Uh-uh, girl." 432 00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:29,900 Well, gay people aren't an accessory. 433 00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:32,068 Working in the arts, I've learned a lot from being around 434 00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,945 all sexuality and genders. 435 00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,656 - Even the newer ones they've just made up. - Gah. so close. 436 00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:38,675 Taylor, Bela tells me you are gay? 437 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,869 Yeah, that's true. It's one of my three things. 438 00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,612 Gay, British and alcoholic. 439 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:45,223 I also have a dead dad, but don't worry about that one. 440 00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:47,459 That one's fixed. That's what therapy's for. 441 00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:50,128 Ah, kids these days and their therapy. 442 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,755 I mean, no offense. I'm sure 443 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,965 - that you actually needed it, but... - Thank you. 444 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,293 - There's so much talk about mental health. - Yes. 445 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,861 But I don't believe in it. 446 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,304 I think it's just an excuse 447 00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,631 that people use to act the way they like to act, 448 00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:03,937 - but with no consequences. - Right. 449 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:07,412 You know, not one member of our family has had to go to therapy. 450 00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,231 I guess we just have good genes. 451 00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:11,799 Bad genes are so common in our family. 452 00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:14,410 You know, I haven't seen any proof that therapy works. 453 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,812 Kimberly's aunt went to therapy, and she stayed crazy. 454 00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,673 Well, here's one thing I've noticed. 455 00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:21,076 Our generation never knew the word "triggered." 456 00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,910 You know what that means? 457 00:17:22,994 --> 00:17:24,621 We never got triggered. 458 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,716 What? I think people talk about therapy 459 00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:31,545 like we all should do it, but mathematically, that can't be true. 460 00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,489 - We can't all need it. - Exactly. 461 00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:35,440 Some of us can figure things out on our own. 462 00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:38,718 There are a lot of good experimental therapies. 463 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:41,037 Like microdosing. That really helped me. 464 00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,250 Well, that sounds kind of cool. 465 00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:44,366 Mom, you don't even know what microdosing is. 466 00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,017 How bad could it be? It's micro. 467 00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:48,270 Exactly. She gets it. 468 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:51,439 Uh, do you have any plans for your unused pain meds? 469 00:17:51,481 --> 00:17:53,358 They should remake The Blind Side. 470 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,277 It's such... it's such an important film. 471 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,238 Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. 472 00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:00,574 - Uh, Bela? - Arvind! 473 00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:02,742 Ah, it's crazy seeing you here. 474 00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:05,370 Yeah. Um, Mom, Dad, this is Bela. 475 00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:08,098 Arvind told us so much about you. The big swimmer? 476 00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:10,834 Yes, I love the feeling of getting tired underwater. 477 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,378 - I'll walk you out. - Oh. Are these your parents? 478 00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,755 Yes, we are. Hello. I'm Reena. 479 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,791 This is my husband Nevaan. 480 00:18:17,816 --> 00:18:19,484 Oh, hi. I'm Arvind. 481 00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,428 Uh, Bela mentioned you weren't coming. 482 00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:23,504 Yes, I did say that. Um, it's a crazy story. 483 00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:25,326 But... long story short, 484 00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:26,600 they-they were able to come last second. 485 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,253 Last second? No, we booked this months ago. 486 00:18:29,278 --> 00:18:30,898 We would never book last second. 487 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:33,540 _ 488 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,611 Uh, right. Well, um, I don't want to interrupt. 489 00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:41,573 We were just leaving, but, um, I hope you have a good dinner. 490 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,912 He seemed like a nice boy, Beta. 491 00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:53,368 - Thank you. - Oh, Kiki, they forgot 492 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,103 to put your salad dressing on the side. 493 00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:56,588 - Here, let's switch. - Oh. 494 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,732 - No, that's okay. I don't mind. - Ah, nonsense. 495 00:18:58,757 --> 00:19:00,383 Not with the way they pour it in restaurants. 496 00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,594 You know, all the calories are in the dressing. 497 00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:05,222 And that's just my cousin on my dad's side. 498 00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:07,474 There are so many more on my mom's side. 499 00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,267 What's wrong, Beta? You're not hungry? 500 00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:10,894 Nothing. I'm fine. 501 00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:12,078 _ 502 00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:14,037 - What about the boy? - Mom, Dad, 503 00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:17,234 I'm... Actually, I'm-I'm not even ready to date boys. 504 00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:19,277 Good. School first. 505 00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:20,946 That's our Bela. 506 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:23,198 Sorry. 507 00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:25,116 I choked on my dry salad. 508 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,223 What's wrong? Was it the oysters? 509 00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,061 - Mine were very raw. - No, it's worse. 510 00:19:33,086 --> 00:19:34,751 You know how I scroll the apps to pass the time, 511 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,402 - boost my self-esteem, sometimes lower it? - Yeah. 512 00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:37,687 - Yeah, did that yesterday. - Yeah, I guess. 513 00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:39,297 Well, I scrolled into a nightmare. 514 00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,466 - Uh-oh. Isaiah? - No, that's nothing. 515 00:19:41,508 --> 00:19:43,760 We see each other on there a lot. I helped him edit his pics. 516 00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:45,929 This is apocalyptic. 517 00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:47,180 Your dad?! 518 00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:48,657 This is crazy. 519 00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:50,267 - Really, Kacey? - What? 520 00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:51,560 You don't have to have had sex 521 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,436 to respect an older man's magnetism. 522 00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:54,545 Yeah, I bet he doesn't have to try too hard. 523 00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:55,639 Bela! 524 00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:57,107 Hold on. Apps aren't just for hooking up. 525 00:19:57,148 --> 00:20:00,026 That could be the sweet smirk of a dad looking for romance. 526 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,319 If you look at his profile, 527 00:20:01,361 --> 00:20:02,766 we can... Oops. 528 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:03,953 Oops? What did you oops? 529 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,711 I just swiped right on your dad. 530 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,451 You did what?! 531 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,460 Miss Congeniality might as well 532 00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:11,913 just be an autobiography. 533 00:20:11,955 --> 00:20:14,040 - You know? She is... - Everything okay? 534 00:20:14,065 --> 00:20:15,500 Yeah. Yeah, I'm normal. 535 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:17,519 So, Eli wants to join us when we go see 536 00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:19,379 the Barre City Library tomorrow. 537 00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:20,772 What? You invited him? 538 00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,757 - It's, like, a four-hour drive. - I know. 539 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:25,177 I'm excited to see what makes this old library so special. 540 00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:27,387 What makes this old library special is that it's an old library. 541 00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:28,497 Is something wrong? 542 00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:29,815 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 543 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,859 - Are you sure? - Yes. 544 00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:32,136 You seem stressed tonight. 545 00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:33,827 Because I want to break up with him! 546 00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,103 What? 547 00:20:35,128 --> 00:20:36,155 Wow. 548 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,647 Uh... 549 00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,357 I'm sorry. I didn't want to do this here. 550 00:20:39,441 --> 00:20:41,193 But, yes, I think we should break up. 551 00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:44,196 Really? Why? Is this 'cause Dick Cheney's my godfather? 552 00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:46,140 What? I didn't even know that. No. 553 00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:47,625 Can we talk about this in private? 554 00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,327 It's not like we talk anymore. 555 00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,479 I mean, he's never reached out to me, but... 556 00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:54,789 Who's Dick Cheney? 557 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,541 So... 558 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,834 you want to break up. 559 00:20:57,876 --> 00:20:59,544 I thought things were going well. 560 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:00,996 I just bought us a new psychedelic 561 00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:02,481 I thought we could try together. 562 00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:03,924 It comes from a cactus. 563 00:21:03,949 --> 00:21:05,167 Okay, but what about me 564 00:21:05,192 --> 00:21:06,625 makes you think I'd like that? 565 00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:07,844 You're from Arizona. 566 00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:09,179 I thought you love cacti. 567 00:21:09,204 --> 00:21:10,622 Look, Eli, I like you, 568 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:13,133 but we just live very, very different lives. 569 00:21:13,158 --> 00:21:16,203 Case in point, I would never smoke a cactus drug. 570 00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:17,979 You don't smoke it... you snort it. 571 00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:19,481 That's even worse. 572 00:21:19,506 --> 00:21:21,550 I know this is a stereotypical breakup line, 573 00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:23,452 but I really would like to stay friends. 574 00:21:23,652 --> 00:21:27,531 Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bummed. 575 00:21:28,281 --> 00:21:29,783 But I appreciate you saying that. 576 00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:35,580 Sorry about that, everyone. 577 00:21:35,622 --> 00:21:38,667 Who needs another glass of wine? 578 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,460 No, but, seriously, all's good. Let's eat. 579 00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:44,897 And I'm fine, too. We're staying friends. 580 00:21:44,923 --> 00:21:49,052 Well, that's so nice. Kids can be so mature these days. 581 00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:50,178 Mmm! 582 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,013 Mmm, these ribs are fantastic. 583 00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:53,828 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 584 00:21:53,853 --> 00:21:56,314 We got to come here more often. 585 00:21:57,894 --> 00:21:59,354 - That was fun. - Yeah. 586 00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:00,588 Even more fun... I just got 587 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:02,137 a new app that can split the bill 588 00:22:02,161 --> 00:22:03,859 and calculate the tip with just one... 589 00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:05,172 Oh, wow. 590 00:22:05,197 --> 00:22:06,753 - No, don't click on that. - Okay. 591 00:22:06,778 --> 00:22:08,922 Is everything okay? 592 00:22:08,947 --> 00:22:10,699 Okay, how 'bout I just put my card down and pay 593 00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,184 for the whole thing? All right? That's easier. 594 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:13,418 So all of us can end and we can leave. 595 00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,320 - End and leave. - Thank you. 596 00:22:15,345 --> 00:22:18,351 Kiki, honey, why don't we take these leftovers back for Calvin? 597 00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:20,767 Oh, I don't think that's such a good idea. 598 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:23,795 It's actually become a stomach bug, too. He just texted me. 599 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,856 Oh, dear. Well, a good girlfriend 600 00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,133 would at least bring him some electrolytes or some soup. 601 00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:29,718 I really think it's fine, Mom. 602 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:31,845 Okay, well, if you're not gonna do it, then I will, 603 00:22:31,928 --> 00:22:33,422 because I'm practically his mother-in-law. 604 00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:34,750 Not anymore. 605 00:22:35,932 --> 00:22:37,475 We broke up. 606 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,060 Are you serious? 607 00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:40,979 - What did you do? - Nothing. I was just... 608 00:22:41,004 --> 00:22:42,848 People don't just break up for no reason, Kiki. 609 00:22:42,873 --> 00:22:45,803 This is awful. Our Christmas cruise to the Caribbean. 610 00:22:45,828 --> 00:22:48,653 Your dad and him already booked slots on the climbing wall. 611 00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:50,197 - You know how hard those are to get. - I know. 612 00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:51,598 Calvin must be heartbroken. 613 00:22:51,623 --> 00:22:53,875 - Calvin sucks. - Yes, he's a cheating, 614 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:55,016 lying piece of trash. 615 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,887 Yeah, it's true. Kacey's way better off 616 00:22:56,912 --> 00:22:58,830 - without that douchebag. - Excuse me, excuse me, 617 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:01,232 but this is a family discussion. And where I come from, 618 00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:02,659 we respect people's privacy, so... 619 00:23:02,684 --> 00:23:05,270 Bollocks. Who cares where you're from? 620 00:23:05,295 --> 00:23:06,820 Maybe you should care less 621 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,430 about privacy and appearances and more about why 622 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,875 your daughter's too scared to talk to you. 623 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,735 - Hmm. - Hmm? Hmm? 624 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,554 Thank you all again for having me. 625 00:23:14,579 --> 00:23:16,573 Should we do it again in the morning for brunch? 626 00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:18,642 9:00 a.m.? Who's paying? 627 00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:26,024 Beta, can we talk for a moment? 628 00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:28,443 We understand that you're not comfortable 629 00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:30,111 discussing romance with us. 630 00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:32,197 But your dad and I also aren't stupid. 631 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,075 We know that college is a place for new experiences 632 00:23:35,158 --> 00:23:37,494 and that you may have even shared a kiss with a boy. 633 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:39,395 Yes. One kiss with one boy. 634 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,505 We don't need to talk about it. And I have no opinion 635 00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:43,031 about Arvind or his ancestry. 636 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,418 Even though it seems he comes from a good family. 637 00:23:45,502 --> 00:23:48,505 Two of his uncles have been Jeopardy champions. 638 00:23:48,547 --> 00:23:50,674 What? Preeti Auntie did some digging. 639 00:23:50,715 --> 00:23:52,342 Mom, Dad, what are you... 640 00:23:52,384 --> 00:23:55,053 What we're trying to tell you is that, since you came here, 641 00:23:55,095 --> 00:23:57,097 whether we agree with your decisions or not, 642 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,515 what we are most proud of 643 00:23:58,557 --> 00:24:00,225 is that you go for what you want. 644 00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,393 And no matter what, 645 00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:03,311 you're never too scared to fail. 646 00:24:03,353 --> 00:24:04,688 Come here, Beta. 647 00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:06,314 We love you. 648 00:24:06,356 --> 00:24:08,024 - Mwah. - Love you, too. 649 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,072 So, you saw my dating profile. 650 00:24:14,097 --> 00:24:15,590 I did. 651 00:24:15,615 --> 00:24:16,867 And you liked it? 652 00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:19,870 No, that part was a mistake that will follow me to hell. 653 00:24:19,911 --> 00:24:21,913 But it's okay. We don't need to talk about it. 654 00:24:21,955 --> 00:24:24,958 I understand. You are an adult single male, 655 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,877 and you have... 656 00:24:28,753 --> 00:24:30,255 sex. 657 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,465 Wait, that's what you think I'm on that app for? 658 00:24:32,490 --> 00:24:34,534 I've been single for 15 years. 659 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:36,069 I've never needed an app for that. 660 00:24:36,094 --> 00:24:38,388 - Oh, kill me. Kill me now. - Now, honey, 661 00:24:38,430 --> 00:24:39,848 after your mom and I split, 662 00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:41,641 I stayed single for a lot of reasons. 663 00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,560 But, mostly, I thought being alone 664 00:24:43,602 --> 00:24:45,270 was the easiest way to pursue my dreams. 665 00:24:46,104 --> 00:24:48,565 It turned out any success felt empty 666 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,125 without someone to share it with. 667 00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:52,736 - I'm sorry. - No, no. D-Don't apologize. 668 00:24:52,777 --> 00:24:54,779 I'm not sad. I'm... 669 00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:56,990 optimistic about meeting someone. 670 00:24:57,073 --> 00:25:00,577 Like you could be with your situationship. 671 00:25:00,619 --> 00:25:02,204 Oh, my God, you did not just do that. 672 00:25:02,245 --> 00:25:03,455 I can't. We're not doing that. 673 00:25:03,497 --> 00:25:04,748 Is this our car? 674 00:25:04,831 --> 00:25:06,458 I don't even care. I'm getting in. 675 00:25:09,211 --> 00:25:11,213 I'm sorry about tonight. 676 00:25:11,296 --> 00:25:12,756 I know you really liked Eli. 677 00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:15,884 Oh, honey, you are my greatest life accomplishment. 678 00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:18,094 You could never disappoint me. 679 00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:19,209 Oh, Mom. 680 00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:21,139 But can I say one thing? 681 00:25:21,223 --> 00:25:23,767 You have such clear focus on what you want 682 00:25:23,808 --> 00:25:26,311 and how you want your life to go. 683 00:25:26,353 --> 00:25:28,939 It wouldn't hurt you to keep an open mind. 684 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:33,068 Don't decide everything about your future right now. 685 00:25:33,109 --> 00:25:34,819 For example, I never thought I would marry 686 00:25:34,903 --> 00:25:37,822 someone who wore wrist jewelry, but then I met your father. 687 00:25:37,906 --> 00:25:39,991 I appreciate that and get it. 688 00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:41,910 But, wait, Dad wears wrist jewelry? 689 00:25:41,993 --> 00:25:43,328 Oh. Yeah, I mean, not anymore. 690 00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:44,913 It bothers his eczema too much. 691 00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:48,208 But, boy, back in the day, he would jingle-jangle. 692 00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:50,961 Could hear him through the house like a dog. 693 00:25:52,295 --> 00:25:53,630 It was cute. 694 00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,465 I'm sorry about the breakup, honey. 695 00:25:55,507 --> 00:25:58,218 Yeah, I'm gonna be seeing Calvin's mom at the country club. 696 00:25:58,243 --> 00:26:00,061 Is this something that you two are working through 697 00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:02,180 - or... - No, he cheated on me. 698 00:26:02,222 --> 00:26:03,265 We are done. 699 00:26:03,306 --> 00:26:05,183 Okay. Understood. 700 00:26:05,267 --> 00:26:07,477 I only got upset earlier because I love you 701 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:09,187 and I want you to be okay. 702 00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,648 It's not easy to be out in the world without a partner. 703 00:26:11,731 --> 00:26:13,191 Don't worry, Mom. 704 00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:14,568 I'm doing okay. 705 00:26:14,651 --> 00:26:16,236 Good. 706 00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:19,531 And don't you worry... some handsome and successful boy 707 00:26:19,573 --> 00:26:20,991 is gonna snatch you right up. 708 00:26:21,032 --> 00:26:23,827 Because you are as beautiful as your mother. 709 00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:26,538 Oh, my God, we almost forgot. 710 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:28,078 We got to take our picture together. 711 00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,396 Oh... 712 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:33,295 What are you doing? You are gonna freeze. 713 00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:35,714 I think I look better this way. 714 00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:38,393 Okay. 715 00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:58,403 I got in! 716 00:26:58,445 --> 00:27:01,740 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 717 00:27:08,288 --> 00:27:09,706 Bela? 718 00:27:09,789 --> 00:27:12,167 - What are you doing here? - I'm sorry I lied to you. 719 00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:14,586 I only did it because I like you. Like, I like you like you. 720 00:27:14,628 --> 00:27:17,088 And I thought if our parents met, it would ruin things. 721 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:18,673 But I realized lying made it way worse. 722 00:27:18,698 --> 00:27:19,741 I'm sorry I'm being really weird. 723 00:27:19,841 --> 00:27:21,384 It's just I-I've been in my mind 724 00:27:21,426 --> 00:27:22,802 ever since I met you and I... 725 00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:26,081 You okay? 726 00:27:26,106 --> 00:27:28,115 Sorry. I didn't ask for consent. 727 00:27:28,141 --> 00:27:30,227 No. Um, it's just... My parents are right there, 728 00:27:30,268 --> 00:27:32,229 - across the street in the car. - Oh. Hey. 729 00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:34,305 - Uh, yeah, don't wave. Let's go inside. - Yeah. That makes sense. 730 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,124 Nice meeting you, Arvind! 731 00:27:36,149 --> 00:27:37,959 All right. Nice meeting you, too! 732 00:27:38,805 --> 00:27:42,805 - Synced and corrected by synk - -